For a Major Battery Recharge,
Try Ruidoso
by Charles Carroll
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It’s springtime in
the Rockies—I know, because the temperature broke 104 here last week—and
Ruidoso Downs opened Memorial Day weekend, as always.
“Ruidoso”
means “noisy” in Spanish and they say it was the babbling brook that the
town was built on that was the basis for the name—and not the hordes of
Texans who start moving in about now to get away from summer humidity of
Dallas and Houston, and watch their ponies run. But we New Mexicans
have our doubts.
Ruidoso
is one of the Meccas for horseplayers. Saratoga, Belmont, Churchill
Downs, Arlington, Del Mar, Hialeah…Ruidoso? Yuh, as a matter of fact.
Summers in Ruidoso are
no longer so tightly focused on horse racing as they once were. The
Inn Of The Mountain Gods, on the nearby and spectacular Mescalero Apache
Reservation, pounded Ruidoso Downs’ cut of the gambling dollar for many
years before the Downs was finally allowed to add slots just this past
season. Maybe more importantly, as far as marketing went, the casino
did what casinos do: it offered at least an okay place to sit and
the normal amenities to make the average gemoke feel like he was welcome—while
Ruidoso Downs has always been a horse owners’ club.
That’s how it
started, and it has never quite gotten over it. If you’re not a horse
owner you are not quite charged with trespassing, but don’t even think
about sitting down. It has also never quite gotten over losing its
claim to the “World’s Richest Horse Race,” which it held for many years,
before Thoroughbred purses started breaking a million regularly.
Ruidoso Downs has had
a couple of heydays; by far the most romantic was the first, when a bunch
of rich cowboys and cowboy-wanna-bes first formulated the “All American
Futurity” for Quarter Horse two-year-olds.
They put up the
money for the purse, and you can almost picture the scenes and good, stout-hearted,
cowboy times in the “Finishline Bar” up in the pines of the old town where
Billy The Kid was a juvenile delinquent not so many decades earlier.
The purse for the All American Futurity was a million bucks—when a dollar
would buy you a steak and a beer, so maybe multiply by twenty to get today’s
value. Whether the public came to their race was completely incidental.
The second heyday was
the one I got to see. This was when every backyard in Texas and Oklahoma
sprouted an oil well and oil shortages put prices through the roof.
It became high sport in New Mexico to make fun of the Texas nuevos ricos
(while at the same time, taking a pot-shot in our own backyards now and
then, hoping for some Jed Clampert luck).
This is when mansions
were built in the pines, and local society moved out of the bars into protected
private gatherings in gated communities—and a half-dozen golf courses were
built (in what I, almost begrudgingly, admit really is a quite beautiful
high-mountain resort town). Quarter Horses of fashionable racing
bloodlines, and maybe something you’ve never heard of: “Cutting Horses,”
started selling for about the amount of the purse—as yearlings. The
cowboy mystique was still there, but its hold was beginning to slip.
One thing didn’t change: whether the public came to their race was completely
incidental.
This second heyday ended
in the ’80s, when Texas/Oklahoma oil values declined, and the summer residents
started spending at least as much time with their $1,500 golf clubs as
with their $150,000 allowance horses.
I haven’t been to Ruidoso
Downs since the slots were added, and I’m not sure what I will find.
I have mixed emotions about them anyway. I know they raise purses
and they were a huge shot in the arm for nearby Sunland Park (a New Mexico
track within spitting distance of El Paso, Texas, built there while pari-mutuel
betting was outlawed in Texas).
But, I have this nagging
nostalgia for live horse racing—being there, at the paddock, at the finish
line—and although it covers all forms of horse racing, there is no stronger
dose than the incredible experience of being close to Quarter Horse racing.
Until
about ten years ago, getting a trainer’s license in New Mexico amounted
to taking a written test, with no apprenticeship requirement, so I spent
a lot of time rubbing and hot walking for one-horse trainers who trailered
to the tracks. Ruidoso Downs, for me will always be the premier place
for getting close to horse racing—short of riding the pony horse.
Ruidoso is not easy
to get to. You can either fly into Albuquerque and drive southeast
for about three hours, or catch a small plane between the two airports.
You might want to do this soon, since the town of Ruidoso is an even bigger
fire hazard than Los Alamos (some houses and condos were actually built
around Ponderosa pine trees which extend through their roofs—and six inches
is considered a “fire break”).
Ruidoso had a good-sized
forest fire at the same time as the Los Alamos disaster, but since it does
not have a nuclear weapons lab (as far as we know), you probably didn’t
hear about it. The next time, without a lucky turn of wind, Ruidoso
may disappear. While it is still there, get there! Get there
because it’s kinda pretty. Get there because it is the absolute mother
lode of Cowboy Kitsch. Get there because Quarter Horse handicapping
can be extremely profitable (and they run a mixed card, so you get more
familiar thoroughbred sprints as well—although it’s a bullring, with one
of the longest runs to the turn you’ll ever see, and forget about the two-turn,
7.5f “route”).
But, most of all, get
there for one special purpose: to stand by the Ruidoso finish line
during the Quarter Horse futurity and derby trials. Not the big events
themselves, when you are packed in bodies and noise of fellow groundlings
who don’t have permanent name plates on tables in the turf club—but the
earlier trials, when the fastest horses in the world are running as fast
as they can, and you have some elbow room and only moderate noise from
the crowd.
That is when you will
feel the distant rumble come roaring down the track until the ground literally
shakes under your feet. The horses in a 350-yard sprint are not decelerating
and they are not strung out along the far rail, 60 feet away—they are accelerating
like you will never seen in a Thoroughbred race. They are so close
you’ll feel clods of dirt fly in your own face—not some distant jockey’s
on a TV screen. You will hear the outside horses huffing and puffing
like freight trains as they go by in the fastest gear that horses possess.
After you’ve done this
you can go back to your comfortable seat at MGM, or NYOTB, and be good
for another year or two. This has nothing to do with handicapping—it
has everything to do with recharging your horse racing battery. The
finish line experience at Ruidoso in a Grade-I Quarter Horse trial is not
something you analyze, it is a physical experience that makes body and
spirit come together with the pure instinct of why humans love horses and
why this is the greatest sport on earth.
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